More strange and funny signs!!

1. This is private property! Go home and make love! Now!
2. Beware, landslides with bulls ahead...
3. If you are stolen, be sure to call the police! lolx
4. To keep fit, don't spit!
5. I see...we use "sucker" to suck drinks...
6. This is a nice one! lolx- violators will be "baptized"
7. Ok...Keep right....but the signs shows left =.=
8. Yeap the truth lolx!!!

And finally.....I saw this while walking and something's terribly wrong....
Don't you thinks it's just the same thing? haha